Equipment manifest

The Loadout

The exact kit behind the channel. Tried, tested, and occasionally yelled at.

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The Rig

AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D

The chip doing all the thinking so I don't have to. Stupidly fast for gaming.

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Corsair iCUE LINK TITAN 360 RX LCD Cooler

Keeps the CPU cool and has a little screen on it, because why not.

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Asus TUF Gaming B650E-E WIFI Motherboard

The board everything else plugs into. Does its job, never complains.

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Corsair Vengeance 32GB DDR5

Enough memory to have forty tabs open while I pretend to concentrate on the game.

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Corsair MP600 CORE XT 2TB SSD

Where the games live. Loads fast enough that I can't blame load times for the deaths.

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Asus TUF Gaming RTX 5080 OC

The expensive one. Does the heavy lifting and occasionally sounds like it's about to take off.

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Corsair AIR 5400 Case

Holds it all together and lets it breathe. Looks tidy, which is a lie about the rest of my desk.

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Corsair RM850e PSU

Powers the whole thing. Unglamorous, but this is the last place you want to cheap out.

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Corsair RS120 ARGB Fans (3-pack)

Airflow with RGB, because everything runs better when it glows. That's science.

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Battlestation

Corsair XENEON 27QHD240 Monitor

1440p at 240Hz. Smooth enough that every miss is now officially my fault.

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Corsair K100 RGB Keyboard

The full battlestation board. All the keys, all the RGB, all the regret when I rage.

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Razer Huntsman Mini

The compact one for when desk space matters more than having a numpad I never use.

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Razer Viper V4 Pro

Light, fast, wireless. The aim is still my problem, not the mouse's.

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Razer Firefly V2 Pro Mousepad

A glowing mat for the mouse to live on. Yes it lights up. Yes it matters.

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Capture & Sound

Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra Webcam

The facecam that catches every bad decision in real time. Sorry about that.

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Elgato Wave XLR

Turns the big mic into something the PC understands. Clean, simple, one knob.

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Shure SM7B

The broadcast mic. Makes me sound far more put-together than I actually am.

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Electro-Voice RE20

The other broadcast mic. Proper radio-grade, for when the SM7B needs a day off.

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